Thursday, June 15, 2006

in our daily life we come across so many people and so many questions. many seem and sound very stupid and irritating. sample -

1) in hospital -
'yenna udambu sariyillaya? hospital vandhu irukkenga'
(illa, doctorku yedho udambukkunu kelvi patten. adhan pathuttu pogalamnu)

2) in kalyana mandapam -
'adada nengala.. ippo dhan vareengala?'
(nenga vera, oru varama inga dhana dera pottu irukken)

3) in temple -
'yenna velli kilamai nu koilku vandhu irukkengala'
(amam, sani nyayiru leave varudhe, adhan innaikke vandhuttom)

4) to my mom/dad -
'idhu yaru unga ponna'
(cha idhu adutha veetu ponnu. cmon, my pops or mom is not that young looking to ask this question)

5) in cinema -
'oh hai.. padam pakka vandeengala'
(illa ne yara thallittu vandhurukkanu pakka)

6) while going to tution -
'yenna maths tutiona? mathsla weaka nee'
(illa maths vadhyar supera irupparu, adhan)

7) 'yenna kannadi pottu irukkenga'
(summa pakkaradhukku dhan)

8) 'yennadhu unga ponnu xyz companyla velai pakkarangala? adhu yenga irukku?'
(irukka vendiya yedathula bathrama irukku)

9) 'hi, happy birthday. yevvlo vayasaguthu ithoda'
(sonna nambava pora)

10) 'hay recursive functiona yeludhi irukka'
(amam, ne execute panna mattum loopla mattikkum)

11) 'yenna naayoda walkingaa' (my dad very often come across this question)
(nenga dhan vara mattenuteenga, adhan naayoda)

12) my mom irritates my dog asking him to give shake hands. am sure the dog would think this - (y dont u show my speciality of eating one banana every day and give me one right away)

13) 'hey yenna cricket pakkariya'
(apdiya nan ithana neram lagaan padam odudhunu illa nenachen)

14) 'cha saapaatla mudi irundhan yenakku pidikkave pidikkadhu'
(hayyo, nangallam kilo kanakkula sapduvom)

15) padhi rathri phone pannittu keppanga - 'he he yenna thoongitteengala'
(che che pal vilakittu irukkenga)

indha madhiri neraya.. ok idhellam yeludha padadha etiquettes. so namale kooda nammai ariyama indha madhiri keppom. ok friends if you also have come across any such questions, shoot!!

39 comments:

Syam said...

asathal...LOL at your comments for the questions, we came across this type of Qs every day aana atha nalla humour oda post panniruka....

Vinesh said...

Nalla vaedikkayaa pesreenga! :-)

Ms.Congeniality said...

By default ellaarum enna paathaa(coz I am lean) "Enna Elachita,seriyaave saapdradhillayaa" nu solluvaanga..adhuvum eppo.. avangaluku munnaadi thaan lunch nalla kattu kattu nu kattirpen adhuku appromum ippdi oru kelvi..kadupaa irukum..

//'yenna naayoda walkingaa' (my dad very often come across this question)
(nenga dhan vara mattenuteenga, adhan naayoda)//

LOL!!

ashok said...

:)

unknown said...

really enjoyed ur answers to the questions..chanceless..eppadi ithellam

Gopalan Ramasubbu said...

Hahaha sooper .

nandoo said...

shree back to form :D lol!!

Delhi_tamilan said...

hahaha.. superb.. i had a great time reading it...

kuttichuvaru said...

soober!! ore comedy thaan!!

shree said...

@syam - dankee.

@vinesh - thank you

@Ms C - great! thanks!

@ashok - :)

@ammu - ofcourse, yellarukume andha spotla comedya answer thonum, just that note pannikka mattom, share pannikkavum mattom.

@ramgopal - thanks

@nandoo - y nandoo, got bored of my blog for sometime or what?

@delhi - welcome! and thanks!

@kutti - he he he

வேதா said...

naan two wheeler-la pogum pothu,
hi unaku vandi vota theriyuma?
(illa summa thallikitu poga thaan theriyum)
ithey party namma kitta lift keka adutha naaley ready-a nikkum.

ambi said...

//illa ne yara thallittu vandhurukkanu pakka)//
hahaaa, ROTFL..
ellaamaa sooperuuu.
(che, evlo lateaaa padikrenee?)
wait, will try to post such a stuff in my style..

Harish said...

That was damn funny..aduvum anda telephone call "Enna thoongiteengala??"...aarrrgggghhh..
U feel like asking "Illana enna thaalatu paadi thoonga vekka poreengala" :-)

Known Stranger said...

kusumbhuu jasthii ungallukku

Chinnakutti said...

unga list-la indha kelvium serthukkonga

ohh... ithu thaan unga veeda.....
(illengo, inga thaan naan oottu vela seyren)

:)

shree said...

@veda - oh, lift kekkara alavukku yellam agi irukka

@ambi - thanks da thambi! yeah yeah, am sure ne supera bayangara comedya yeludhuva

@harish - :) bayangara experience pola irukku

@known - as usual ;-)

@chinnakutti - welcome and pl. keep visiting.
ha ha ha!! supernga!

nandoo said...

aamamga.. ekalavia ellam onnume puriyala.. apdiye freeya vituten...
btw.. unga post padichitu.. office vuttu kelambinenaa...

oruthaan - kelambiteengala.. veetukaa.. apdinu kekraan..

unga blog thaan gyabakathuku varuthu :D

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